Monday, February 22, 2010

I have nothing interesting to say.

Probably not the best way to keep you hooked and interested in reading my blog entry, but I figured I should give you some kind of forewarning before you got halfway through the post and thought, "What the...this added no value to my day."

Anyway, the list that follows is a collection of my thoughts from the past few days. Yes, I'm fairly certain I have ADHD.
  • I do not own a single piece of clothing I like. When did that happen?
  • The previous realization is most likely directly related to the fact that I like to cook. Damn.
  • Why are all work out clothes so small? I will never work out in public if every piece of work out wear is made of spandex and could fit a Barbie doll.
  • Nebraska is eight hours away from my home and that sucks.
  • It is completely unfair that I am not independently wealthy. And, that I don't look like my sister.
  • I need more Champaign-Urbana in my life. The same is true for Kirky, BK, Lock and Skitter.
  • The Girl Scouts are in cahoots with the devil. Can you think of another reason they would dispense a delicious product like Girl Scout cookies only once a year?
  • Nothing irritates me more than when my favorite pair of underwear lose all of their elastic.
  • I am too cheap to replace above underwear.
  • Square-toed boots are the best thing ever made. EVER.
  • I miss the glory days of Illini basketball. Given the amount of yelling that has happened in my apartment of late, my neighbors probably do, too.
  • Puffs tissues with Vicks and lotion are the best thing ever made. EVER. (Yes, I realize I previously made this exact same statement on this very list).
  • If I wasn't already married to the man of my dreams, I would totally become a groupie for the Josh Abbott Band or Brandon Rhyder. Or both.
  • I will never - and I mean NEVER - wear a "shirt dress" with tights. Who thought that was a good idea?
  • Horizontal stripes are not good for anyone. Seriously, it's not even worth trying.
  • Why do all of the national holidays have to be grouped at one end of the year? Couldn't we space this out enough to have one holiday a month? I don't think I'm alone, here.
I think that's the extent of it for now. But, don't worry. I'm sure more of these little beauties will pop up again in the near future. Stay tuned.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Even deer get a break.

It's the truth. If you're a deer hunter, you can't just run out and take a shot at that 10 point buck any time it's convenient for you. Instead, you have to wait for deer season to roll around to stock the fridge with venison.

So, why is it that agriculture has to endure open season year-round?

Most recently, antibiotic use in food animals was sucker-punched by Katie Couric. Shortly before that, the dairy industry was thrown under the bus on Nightline. Before that, it was TIME Magazine, Food, Inc., and The Omnivore's Dilemma getting their shots in. Can we get a law passed here, people?

What makes the fight harder for those of us involved in the agriculture industry is the fact that we're rational. I know - crazy, right? Agriculture is a science-based industry, so we tend to fight back with rational, evidence-based information. However, shotgun-wielding hunters like Bryan Walsh, PETA, HSUS, Robert Kenner and Michael Pollan are using emotional attacks in their battle plan. And, sadly, it's really hard to fight emotional thinking with rational thinking.

In fact, sometimes it seems like there's no light at the end of the tunnel when it comes to defending the industry and livelihoods we have come to rely on and cherish.

So, what's the good news?

There are more ways than ever to spread the message that agriculture is good and individuals and organizations like PETA and HSUS are spewing word vomit decorated with giant chunks of incorrect information - sorry, that was gross. Moving on...

Take, for example, the blunder recently committed by Yellow Tail wines. Now, I have to admit, I'm not much of a wine drinker. But, when I did choose to have a glass, I usually reached for Yellow Tail. The wine was great-tasting and inexpensive - two of my favorite things. But, when I found out that Yellow Tail had decided to donate $100,000 to HSUS - an organization pledged to ending food animal agriculture in the United States - the first thing I did was log on to Facebook. I changed my status to reflect my disapproval of their donation and urged all of my friends to do the same. Then, I prepared for my attack. I made my way to their fan page with every intention of starting a revolution and unleashing the fury of a woman scorned. What can I say, an attack on my livelihood creates that effect on me - not so much love.

Anyway, much to my surprise, I wasn't even close to the first person to share my discontent with the company. Hundreds of people before me - a majority of them involved in the agriculture industry in some way, shape or form - had already left comments saying they would no longer purchase Yellow Tail products - and they were definitely prepared to spread the word to their friends and families.

As the week went on, the Yellow Tail fan page quickly filled with former customers voicing their disapproval. Finally, Yellow Tail updated their page to let customers know that they were listening and had decided to add a stipulation to their contract with HSUS. Instead of letting HSUS use their money arbitrarily, the money donated by Yellow Tail was to be used only for animal rescue. Unfortunately for Yellow Tail, this last ditch effort to appease customers didn't go far enough. The comments kept coming, only this time, many were accompanied by pictures of people dumping their bottles of wine into the sink or toilet.

The moral of the story is this: while activist groups and radical thinkers seem to have the ear of the mainstream media, they certainly can't control the content of social media - and the people that use it. What's more, using social media has become increasingly simple with texting and smart phones.

Now, I'm usually pretty far behind the curve when it comes to revolutionary tech gadgets - don't judge me. Anyway, I received a smart phone for work. And, let me tell you - I'm not sure how I functioned without it. While at a trade show a few weeks ago, I was able to keep up with my office email and other goings-on just by checking the little phone in my pocket.

The same it true for farmers and ranchers all over the country. They're using their phones to update Twitter and Facebook from the seat of a combine or while they're out feeding cattle - making communication between the consumer and producer that much easier.

And that is how we're going to be able to bridge the gap. I know - it took me a long time to get on with it and make my point. Sorry.

By making ourselves available to the consumer, we can become (well, return as) the experts in our field once again. Rather than turning to Katie Couric for the most up-to-date information about the livestock industry (obviously she knows what she's talking about - I'm sure she's running 250 head in her Manhattan apartment) the consumer can go directly to the source.

So, whip out your phone and update Twitter when you're feeding calves or baling hay. Tell your story or post pictures of your stewardship practices on your Facebook page and make yourself available to tours and questions and the consumer that really wants to know the true story about where his or her food comes from, how you treat your animals and why you truly love agriculture.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

I am....

...officially a slacker and a bad person.

Yep. My last post was December 19. DECEMBER 19! Like I said, I'm a slacker. And, a bad person.

My aunt had to post this on my Facebook wall to get me to do something about it:

"Oh where, oh where has your little blog gone?"

Nothing works like a guilt trip, I suppose.

I didn't even get myself together enough to post pictures and commentary from the many family Christmases this year. And, let me tell you - the was commentary aplenty. There were so many pictures I could have posted and snarky comments I could have made. I'm sorry. I know this makes the four people who actually read my blog really, really sad.

I have plenty of excuses as to why I couldn't update my blog, including: Chritmas, winter sucks (so what if that has nothing to do with tapping out a few words on the computer keys?), long hours at the office, stress, I became obsessed with The Office (how did I function for so long without watching this show?), I forgot I had a blog (not true), my dog ate the power cord to my computer (I don't have a dog), Scoop Jackson wouldn't let me use our computer (again, not true) and I was cooking (probably true, but I don't have the data to back this up).

Whatever. Either way, I did not keep up with my blog as I should have. Which means, I probably have a lot to catch up on. But, instead of boring you with two-month-old Christmas pictures and snarky commentary (you can see a sampling on Facebook if you want to), I'll just pick up here and try to get things rolling again.

For Scoop and I, things didn't really calm down after Christmas like I hoped they would. I had a couple of week-long trips for work that took me to Las Vegas (just before Christmas) and San Antonio (the first week in January). My trip to San Antonio was particularly interesting because I was down there for NCBA - an event that I have never been to before. It gave me a chance to learn quite a bit about the beef industry, meet some new people and see San Antonio - a city I had never been to before. Which reminds me - if you've never been to San Antonio - GO! It is such a neat city with lots of fun things to do and places to go.

Scoop spent most of December and January (and the first week of February) on the road, too. Add in a few nasty snow storms and some long hours at the office and we've stayed pretty busy. Which means we were totally ready for a relaxing weekend.

Of course, this past weekend was Valentine's Day. But, don't worry - it was still relaxing. If you know anything about Scoop and I, you know that we didn't have any magnificent plans. Instead, we went out to dinner on Saturday night and rented a couple of movies to watch. Sunday, we just chilled out at home (i.e. I ignored my blog some more). It was a wonderful, relaxing weekend after what seemed like a never-ending January.

Once we get through February, Scoop and I are looking forward to heading back home for a long weekend. We have both decided to take the first Friday in March off in an effort to spend a few extra hours at home. Scoop will be making the rounds and I will be helping mom and Janell with the set up at the Illinois Horse Fair - and I am so excited to get a little horse time under my belt.

Well, I think that's the official rundown for now.

I'm thinking about setting an alarm on my phone so that I don't forget to write another rundown sometime this week. Is that what my life has come to?